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Bill Gates’ Lesson To The World — Business Does Not Equal Quality.
Windows is still extremely dominant over Macintosh, even though it’s far from being a better product.
Why would I choose a picture of Bill Gates holding a vaccine? Because I’m trying to let you think that this article is going to be about the vaccine and the chips that evil Bill is putting inside of our blood, then swimming to our brains and eventually controlling the zombie apocalypse of 2040.
Conspiracy Theorist: “Seriously? Are you joking about this? You’ll see when you’re a freaking zombie coming to visit my backyard. Actually, you’ll see my shotgun then.”
Me: “But, even if I am a zombie in 2040, why do I have to be evil?”
Conspiracy Theorist: “What? You’ll be a zombie. Zombies are evil. What are you saying, man.”
Me: “Just a small request, when the zombie invasion starts in 2040, can you just ask me when I visit your backyard what I want? Maybe I’m just there to tell you you left your car lights on?”
Conspiracy Theorist: “…”
Alright, it’s not one of those Windows versus Mac articles. It’s definitely not one of those conspiracy articles. For all I care, Bill Gates could be buying all the farmlands in the world…
